Sheldon Cooper Pictures and Quotes – Season 5

With this week’s episode of The Big Bang Theory in reruns, we thought it appropriate to bring back some of our favorite pictures and quotes from season five thus far.

Okay, so it may not be a picture of Sheldon, but one of the best pictures from last week’s episode is the following:

Here, Leonard Hofstadter teaches his girlfriend, Penny, how to play chess.  Much to his surprise, Penny has chess playing skills that Leonard compares to Bobby Fischer – she beats him during the first game.  Leonard is very uncomfortable with this, and Penny doesn’t hesitate to rub it in a little.

During a power outage, Sheldon attempts to convince Leonard to return to their previous arrangement under the Roommate Agreement.  The two suspended the agreement after Sheldon’s selfish demands became too much for Leonard and the latter decided he did not want to put up with them any longer.

One of the funniest scenes from season five so far comes from episode 8 “The Isolation Permutation”:

Sheldon: The two of you need to get your women in line!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Last night I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler, this on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity and building my lego death star … and why? Because your gal pals Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my lego fun time!
Howard: What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon: You clearly weren’t listening to my
topic sentence, get your women in line! You make them apologize to Amy and set things right! I am a man of science not someone’s snuggle bunny! Leonard: Why do I have to talk to Penny? She’s not my girlfriend.
Sheldon: You invited her to lunch 4 years ago. Everything about her is on you, you make it so!

And while playing a role playing game with Howard and Raj (below), Sheldon gets the other two – and the audience – rolling with laughter by delivering the following line:

Sheldon: I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep? C’mon … I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?

Tune back in next week for more quotes and pictures from Sheldon Cooper and The Big Bang Theory cast.